conversation had roughly 5 minutes ago
Rob/Sweetpants: those pants are too blue, they aren't flattering on you. It's not your color
Me: So what's my color then?
Rob/Sweetpants: Autumn colors, I guess.
Me: So like orange, red...that kind of thing?
Rob/Sweetpants: not Autumn, more like grey, purple, black, green; bruise colors. You're not a season, you're more of a bruise.
Rob/Sweetpants: those pants are too blue, they aren't flattering on you. It's not your color
Me: So what's my color then?
Rob/Sweetpants: Autumn colors, I guess.
Me: So like orange, red...that kind of thing?
Rob/Sweetpants: not Autumn, more like grey, purple, black, green; bruise colors. You're not a season, you're more of a bruise.